Your face is positively hilarious. Old man? I’m not much older than you, Eddi.
But being older isn’t a bad thing - it means I’m wiser.
It’s too beautiful for many to handle, I know. They don’t know what else to do but laugh. Yeah, old man. Nope not wise, but cranky.
No, no, they laugh because they’re scared of it. You make them nervous, shame on you. I’m only cranky because of your face, but I’m wise enough to know not to stare at it too long.